ausiwinkle


an ausiwinkle is a very ugly, stinky creature that is found in western australia. thought to be related to the yankywinkle in many ways it is very similar, e.g. uncouth, loud, completely uncultured and a pain in the -rs- most of the time. however unlike the yankywinkle that finds alcohol a poison, the ausiwinkle likes to give the impression of consuming vast amounts of alcohol usually while standing at their place of worship called the barbie. as everything in western australia must be in bed by 9 pm the ausiwinkles ability to ‘consume vast amounts of alcohol’ is obviously impossible.
look ! there’s another ausiwinkle going to bed early. bl–dy lightweights.

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