auspicious incident
the 1826 destruction of the janissary corps in the ottoman empire. the janissaries felt inadequate because the sultan was building a new army, so they revolted and got m-ssacred.
bob: i s-xiled my roommate last night. what an auspicious incident!
dave: wtf you mean you killed a bunch of people?
bob: yeah, we were playing starcraft.
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