Austin Fetish
someone who loves taking showers at other peoples houses. you can call them obsessed with being clean, but in the end they are just weird…
“dude, can i take a shower at your house? my parents can smell smoke a mile away cause my brother did it alot…” “i think you have the austin fetish man!?”
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