austin martin
how dumb-sses refer to aston martin.
“hey jim, look at that sweet austin martin over there! woo!”
named after the famous british vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter–soul.
clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. “that austin martin is nothing but a fake peice of cr-p.”
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