Austin Post
noun – a frat boy who works at t mobile and injects steriods into his -sshole to look bigger to attract women with his man t-ts hanging out of his work uni. drives a fancy car and constantly uses the words “bro” “sup” and “i suck d-cks”
aspires to be a giantic moldy piece of muscle who looks like a 1969 gi joe. usually hangs at applebees on late nights with his bro’s or zen buying $200 dollar plates of sushi, with his mom’s credit cards.
guy1: did you see that guy over there with those huge t-ts?
guy 2:oh, yeah, thats austin post
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