Austinite


a person who lives in the city of austin, texas and some of the close surrounding citys.
austinite: keep austin weird!
guy: uh.. ok..
1.a population of b-tches that claim austin, tx.

2.b-tches that claim to “keep austin weird” by becoming homeless or transients.

3.b-tches
guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty b-tches laying all over guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are austinites.

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