Austin’s Mom


the act of placing your b-ttocs cheeks over a friends nose and emiting feces.
my nose still stinks from when you gave me an austin’s mom.
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floridian likes chicken cutlets (not the food) lol ummm carny
austins mom ate out her own son a couple months ago

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