Austistics
a variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
guy: and this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have s-x with any v-g-n- regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.
girl: is that even statistically proven?!
guy: …….it’s proven through austistics.
girl: >.<
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