Australian-American War
the biggest war since the big one. with two tours involving boomerang shrapnel and kangaroos wired with explosives. lots of people have not heard about it.
caller: these kids don’t respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! when i came back from the australian-american war, i didn’t get a heroes welcome… i didn’t get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying ‘thanks for fighting for our freedom james!’ after years of fighting in the trenches, i come back here and everyone’s watching tv!
lazlow: now, can you tell me what this australian-american war was… i never really heard of it!
caller: g-d, not another one! have you read a history book lately son? the australian-american war the was the biggest war since the big one! i tell ya, i didn’t do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! those aussies are ruthless! they even wired kangaroos with explosives… come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!
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