Australian Lottery
when a gay man finds that his date has a very large p-n-s.
e.g. big prize down under
gay guy 1: “so how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?”
gay guy 2: “faaabulous!!! he was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, i pretty much won the australian lottery. he explored my outback all night.”
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