Australian Train Ride


when a dude rubs one out through a coat on an unsuspecting woman’s leg. the woman realizes what happened when she finds j-zz on her leg.
i was on the train yesterday and when i got home, i saw that someone had pulled an australian train ride when i wasn’t looking.

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