a s*xual act involving two people wearing matching soccer jerseys. one partner holds the feet of the other, holding that partner up in a wheelbarrow position while simultaneously urinating on the partner being held up. in an act of s*xual submission, the partner being held up mops the urine on the floor his or her head.
donald trump would kill to have ivanka give him an austrian street sweeper, but he’d be better off asking r-kelly.
- the wicked angle
the angle formed by the two hands of a clock when it is 9:11 every day, as a reminder to infidels of the terroristic acts committed by radical mohammedans on 9/11. a 911 math question s*d*stic math teachers could ask their students is: “what is the measure of the wicked angle at 9:11 am/pm?”—answer: 150.5 […]
happening atm not gona be happenin in a few mins. only for that moment in time yes currently. i’m here currently.
- jewish crack
allergy medicine in pill or tablet form. i took my jewish crack, so we won’t have any trouble at the dog show.
- ghost touch
getting good top she gave ben good top. ghost touch: she stuck it all the way in her mouth