austrian


the species that lives in austria. see jägermeister.
look how drunk these little austrians are.
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a language, separate and distinct from german, believed by president obama (and only president obama) to be spoken in austria.
“there’s a lot of- i don’t know what the term is in austrian-wheeling and dealing.” president obama, at an unteleprompted press conference. strasbourg, france 4/4/09
1. nag all the time just for the sake of it.

2. spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.

3. they don’t give a sh-t. at. all.
austrian: waaaaaaah! heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.

tourist: what did he say?

guide: aaaaaaaah! wtf??? what is this f-cking bullsh-t. if that f-cking laptop doesn’t work right now i’m going to cr-p on the keyboard. i swear!

tourist: …

guide: whatever.
those from austria.
those who are austrians.
someone who likes sh-gging goats in their high mountains. also is cr-p at snowboardering and computer games
who’s that person sh-gging a goat…. oh he must be austrian

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