Author troubledemon
82 definitions by troubledemon
test from urination to find drugs
man-hey dude did you get that job ?
man2-no
man- why not?
man2-i flunked the wizz quiz
decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty
man-what time is it?
eskimo-time to go to dentist.
man-what?
eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist
this happens when one is takeing a sh-t on the cr-pper and the t-rd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
man-hey i was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
friend-you dont mean?
man-yep the motherf-cker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
hot woman at breakfast table.when a man cant think of nothing but the hot woman sitting at the table ,dreaming of her ,loathing ,
could you please p-ss the pusscuits !
verb-(mid-sh-ting)cr-ping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow
tom said -hey why do you look so mad ?
jim replies-this morning i was on cr-pper takeing a dump and had to stop in midsh-t and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my sh-t at one time.
when a person f-cks something up and you want to have fun on their behalf.
tommy-hey i tried really hard to get the pipe to stop leaking but it wont stop.
jim-proud of ya where is the f-cking leak numbnutts?
sweat pants women wear with writing on them
man-hey check that -ss over there with b-tch on it .
man2 -yeah those are booty talking pants
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