Autismistic
a person that claims they are always correct even when they are wrong and will continue to claim they are correct even after being proved wrong with hard evidence. normally a sign of some forms of autism hence the word used.
steve: “dave’s so autismistic. he’s always claiming that jack black is hugh jackman’s son and that he was forcefully made to change his name because the embarr-ssment caused by him being in ‘the muppets’ film.”
bob: “what kind of bullsh-t fact is that. it doesn’t make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?”
steve: “yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and i was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that.”
bob: “what an autismistic thing to claim.”
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