Auto cock-block


the act of c-ck-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. when you don’t need a c-ck-blocker – when you can do it all by yourself.
danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto c-ck-blocked himself.
when you say something to the girl you are hitting on that makes you loose any chance of having s-x with her.
namyr can’t get a girl because he’s always doing autoc-ckblocks.

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