auto electrician
as one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two
mechanic 1: i can’t fix the car
mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his devine presence.auto electricians are god
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