Auto Erotica Asphyxiation
depriving the body of oxygen to increase the intensity of an -rg-sm obtained via autobating. oxygen deprivation is often achieved by inhaling engine exhaust (diesel, gas or biogas) or that new/old car interior smell; sometimes achieved thru self-constriction with retractable seatbelts, sunroofs, windows, trunks, tailgates and adjustable lift kits (either simultaneously or successively). procedure can be fatal (see: the journal of necktie and radiator fan pleasure).
sure the sound of my honda’s bolt-on gives me a hard-on, but it’s the exhaust fumes that take my -rg-sms to the next level. can i interest you in a little auto erotica asphyxiation after the prom?
it wasn’t until i found our neighbor’s son unconscious in our new bmw with a road & track in one hand, his knickers by his ankles and a smile on his face, that i realized it was his repeated auto erotica asphyxiation which was staining the car’s headliner.
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