things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them
my auto-selective memory just reminded me of something i wasn’t thinking of and i didn’t choose to remember it when it happened..
when you wake up with morning glory and you can’t resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning alena: i know i could here you scream harry: you […]
- ape slap
when engaging in -n-l intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously. “her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her.”
- banana beaner
a person of filipino decent. d-mn banana beaners keep taking our jobs!
- beartrap kiss
when one person sticks his or her tongue in the other person’s mouth and the other person bites down on it and holds i didn’t expect my girlfriend to give me a beartrap kiss instead of a french kiss, now my tongue is bleeding.