Auto-Wank


a w-nk that the w-nk-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
for example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up w-nking and not realise for a while.
teenager- haha, larry’s having an auto-w-nk in his sleep!

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