Autoblumpkin
a blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a sh-t. when you suck and/or m-st-rb-t- your d-ck; waiting for the climax to push the t-rd out. gives an extra sense of stimulation.
yo meehan, go give yourself an autoblumpkin in your moms bathroom.
to suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. see blumpkin.
everyday at 5:00 pm tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
the act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
“why is ian taking so long?”
“dude, it’s an auto-blumpkin yo”
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