it’s like netflix and chill but you don’t have netflix and any partner… it’s just you, yourself and…you.
i’m alone at home and i’m getting bored. ok let’a have some autochill!
- eating pears
when you’re playing skin flute and you get some on your tie. brett was eating pears, now he has j-zz on his tie.
- marques b*tch
someone who consistently f-cks up in a text conversation joe: how was your day? bill: eh, fine. how about y0uwbdo? bill: oops, autocorrect, am i right? joe: no bill, you’re not right. you marques b-tch.
a marathon xena: warrior princess viewing or binge watch. the new xena comic book is out soon, to celebrate i had a huge xenathon this weekend!
- don't strain any muscles
the response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought. “i just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with c-ke! i call it… the vodka-c-ke!” “wow bro, don’t strain any muscles”