autodibs is a social media term. autodibs happens when someone posts a picture of an attractive human being on any form of social media, when the picture is posted autodibs takes effect and applies to the poster of the picture.
guy 1: daaaaamn shes fine i call dibs!
guy 2: nope i posted the pic so i get the autodibs
- boulder fisting
the s-xual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your d-ck/strap-on. then during s-x, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet -ss and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your […]
- pineapple rover
a person who loves running their b-lls-ck or taint across a rough or th-rny surface but especially pineapples my dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he’s a big pineapple rover himself.
- get rektum
to get “rekt” even more so that even your r-ct-m is included -some one gets burned- ooohhhh! get rektum!
someone obsessed with minecraft, like how a weaboo is obsessed with j-pan. guy 1: i lik playin mencroft and i watch skydozminecraft and i have a bunch of minecraft cashcow merchandize!11! guy 2: wow, you’re such a mineaboo.