autodibs is a social media term. autodibs happens when someone posts a picture of an attractive human being on any form of social media, when the picture is posted autodibs takes effect and applies to the poster of the picture.
guy 1: daaaaamn shes fine i call dibs!
guy 2: nope i posted the pic so i get the autodibs
- boulder fisting
the s-xual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your d-ck/strap-on. then during s-x, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet -ss and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your […]
- pineapple rover
a person who loves running their b-lls-ck or taint across a rough or th-rny surface but especially pineapples my dad walked in on me pineapple roving yesterday but luckily he’s a big pineapple rover himself.
- get rektum
to get “rekt” even more so that even your r-ct-m is included -some one gets burned- ooohhhh! get rektum!
someone obsessed with minecraft, like how a weaboo is obsessed with j-pan. guy 1: i lik playin mencroft and i watch skydozminecraft and i have a bunch of minecraft cashcow merchandize!11! guy 2: wow, you’re such a mineaboo.
- minecraft and chill
it’s an expression to someone you want to make out with. mostly for people that are nerds or play minecraft. instead of netflix and chill they say minecraft and chill. brad: want to play minecraft and chill? rose: yea lets go to your place!