Autoerotic correlation
verb
a s-xual act practiced by university of chicago undergraduates involving audibly re-ssuring oneself of one’s prowess with the opposite s-x while masturbating. pract-tioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. performed alone.
all the biddies here are too ugly to f-ck but autoerotic correlation implies that i’m a s-x god.
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