autofacial
n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation
“the p-rn flick was so good, and i was so pumped, i shot so hard i got an autofacial.”
when you jack off so hard, you j-zz on your face.
i was watchin a granny p-rno and gave myself an autofacial.
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