automatic circumsizers
a tool used for automatic circ-msizing.
really. how the h-ll could you need a definition for this?
weird al: would you look at all that stuff …
they’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
bb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
hooks and tackle, grout and sp-ckle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
air compressors, br-ss connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circ-msizers
tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers
soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
noob: wotz teh fock
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