Automophile
the person we all know who practically pants with l-st when they’re waiting to cross the road because someone drove by in a very fast car.
they like to talk about cars, buy magazines about cars and watch cars on ebay that they have no intention of buying, just to see how much it goes for. they normally have at least one poster of a car in their home, and will regularly show you a picture or youtube clip of the car they dream of owning one day. they scoff at the speed limit, have at least three points on their driving license and watch formula one as if it’s actually interesting.
these people are awful. jeremy clarkson is an example of a famous automophile.
ugh, clarkson. what a pleasure it would be to kick that self loving automophile in the b-lls.
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