autothysis
the act of self-insemination by a female with her fist, by squeezing the s-m-n through her fingers and forcing it out into her v-g-n-. most commonly practiced when the v-g-n- is too loose and floppy to provide sufficient pleasure to the male.
“the woman’s v-g-n- was flapping in the wind as she stuffed a fistful of c-m into her gaping v-g-n-, squeezing it out from between her fingers. thats some hot autothysis, baby!”
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