Avant Lard


a reference to formerly junky “comfort food” diner concoctions, now up-graded and regarded as haute cuisine among the hipster elite.
“did you try the grain-fed veal baloney and icelandic goat cheese ‘n’ macaroni at the greezee spoon? it’s so avant lard…”

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