average dictionary
a huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on urban dictionary.
guy 1: “hey, what are you reading?”
guy 3: “an average dictionary, why?”
guy 58: “you n00b! average dictionary < urban dictionary!"
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- awesomdary
adjective – a cross between awesome and legendary, it is stronger than both. it is a cross between awesomeness and legendaryness that film was awesomdary! it will be awesom…. wait for it dary! awesomdary! being awesomely legendary. instead of: that show was awesomely legendary. say: that show was awesomdary
- Breast Stroke
grazing the b–b of a hot babe in a swimming pool “that ain’t the only type of breast stroke going down in this pool!!!” – yelled by a homeless man at the public pool, chasing after a girl who just swam by. an extremely difficult stroke to swim, involving a frog-kick and a complicated arm […]
- Bret Michaels Sunday
a day in the life of bret michaels. drink to 4 am on a sunday morning. walk home when the taxi doesn’t arrive. rest for a few hours. get breakfast at 1 pm. gamble a little. then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (i can’t emphasize ‘randomly’ […]
- Bachauling
pr-nounced “bockling” – a team sport popular in major cities with sense populations where taxis are common place. involves the rotation of team members in and out of different taxis, when said taxis are not in motion. more experienced players are able to barrel roll out of the taxi while it is in motion. the […]
- backcueing
when a dj brings a record back against the needle to scratch, or to line up to a certain beat or sentence on the record for scratching. eddy: you make it to the gig last night? dj funky gave me some sweet tips on backcueing vinyls. rick: yeah man, the vibes were sick with that […]