Avocado Bowl


to make an avocado bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. you then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. next time you m-st-rb-t-, put your n-ts-ck into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better -rg-sm.
“dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 avocado bowls last night!”

“wow lucky…my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches”

“wow, you must have a tiny n-ts-ck if you use peaches”

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