when trying to remove the pit from an avocado & end up slicing/cutting open your hand, resulting going to the doctors for st-tches.
person 1: what happened to becky?
person 2: she got avocado hand & went to the doctors
person 1: that’s some white people sh-t
- hungarian handjob
simultaneously jerking someone off while repeatedly throat punching them. miles mind was blown last night when i gave him a hungarian handjob. i wish i had known that “megadom magam” meant “i surrender” though. we could have avoided some awkward moments in the er.
- molo poohole
is someone who is very funny and my bestie. molo poohole is amazing roro poohole looks it my best friend booty what molo poohole
- islamists vs sodomists
when muslim extremists and g-y men don’t agree on what const-tute permissible acts of s-xual behavior—the prophet forbids mohammedans to indulge in “unnatural s-x.” political leaders in majority-muslim chechnya deny that there is even an “islamists vs. sodomists” war taking place in the country, amid reports of arrests and torture of g-ys.
- lily of the valley
a sweet fragrance with floral undertones. coming from an unknown source and is referred to as the v-g-n-. what’s that smell, it smells like flowers? it’s my lily of the valley.
one s-xy motherf-cker !! the term is commonly used in marwar speaking regions in india (rajasthan). this is a term used by the royals in the late 17th century. she was smitten by his zohravar vibe.