Avocadopia
a state of bliss that some people achieve upon consumption of food containing avocados.
as i entered the party and gazed about the room, my eye was caught by a small white bowl sitting upon a table of appetizers. the gleaming green of the bowl’s contents radiated from the vessel of my desire. in that instant i could see nothing – or no one – else in the room. it felt like i was drawn to the object of my desire by a verdant tractor beam. i picked up a delivery mechanism (i think it might have been a lightly salted restaurant-style corn tortilla chip), and scooped an impossibly large amount of perfectly prepared guacamole into my mouth. i instantly felt the glow of total joy spread throughout my body and expand into the oneness of the universe…i had arrived at my familiar state of avocadopia. without thinking i reached out for more…
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