Aw shit
something you say when something bad happens
i just f-cked your mother, aw sh-t
normally used when running away from a bad situation. a harsher version of “oh no!” or “aw man!”
tyrone: “dude isn’t that your ex?”
jerome: “aw sh-t!” -dashes away-
is what comes from your mouth when you finally realize that at any moment the federal police will be a knokin’ on your door
… a respected member of parliament for say 17 years has covered up his/her partic-p-tion in serious crime that’s destroyed the lives of many to further his/her career aspirations, deep in sleep one evening he/she wakes up in a sweat jumps out of bed turning into an awkward turtle he/she screams awsh-t
awsh-t is usually used when something really bad happens, or in a case of horrible shock.
really bad event:
awsh-t!! my car! f-ck you, you -n-l rententive thunder c-nt!
surprise:
joe: uhh…jake? behind you.
jake: what, another puppet? -turns around-
awsh-t. run!!!!
n. a military term for a reprimand or -ss-chewing.
all it takes is one “aw sh-t” to wipe out a career of “atta boys”.
nuh-uh, no she di-int!
(wesley snipes steps into fashionable la hotspot in his too wong foo costume) shaniqua says: aw sh-t
ladonna says: hmm hmmm!
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