when you wake up with morning glory and you can’t resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes
harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning
alena: i know i could here you scream
harry: you should have c-m helped me babe
alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scr-t-m
harry: its not my fault you c–n
- ape slap
when engaging in -n-l intercourse in doggystyle , the man swings both arms back and smacks the woman on both sides of the head simultaneously. “her face was so pretty it made me was to ape slap her.”
- banana beaner
a person of filipino decent. d-mn banana beaners keep taking our jobs!
- beartrap kiss
when one person sticks his or her tongue in the other person’s mouth and the other person bites down on it and holds i didn’t expect my girlfriend to give me a beartrap kiss instead of a french kiss, now my tongue is bleeding.
- book sniffer
a person that has a contant need to sniff books. he may also want to sniff other things as well like toes. he/she would the be cl-ssed as a toe sniffer. person 1: i’m sniffing a book. person 2: then you’re a book sniffer! n. a peculiar/socially awkward/weird child who prefers the company of textbooks […]