awakerbation



when you wake up with morning glory and you can’t resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes
harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning

alena: i know i could here you scream
harry: you should have c-m helped me babe

alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scr-t-m

harry: its not my fault you c–n

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