away fapping video
a video where you m-st-rb-t- that you make for someone when you are away from them.
like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.
-boyfriend- hey babe, can you make me a “wink wink” video so i can feel better while you’re away?
– girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- yes, yes i do.
-girlfiend- ok fine, i wil email it to you before i go to sleep.
-boyfriend= f-ck yeah seaking
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