awesomeness meter


an imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person’s ‘awesomeness’ which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 – 100)
the higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more ‘awesome’ a person is.

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