Awesomized


the act of having been optimized through pure luck or other good fortune.
my brother and i were planning some stuff for our kids… it just so happens that my other brother that i carpool with is not going to be able to carpool with me on wed., so i’ll have to drive my wife and the 3 kids down which saves my brother having to drive from santa monica to santa clarita….
the plans just awesomized themselves…

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