Awesphyxiation


(noun): the condition of being incapable of breathing due to the pure awesomeness of what has just been witnessed.

(v): to awesphyxiate.

when i saw that old lady get jumpkicked in the face in hot fuzz i thought i was going to die of awesphyxiation.

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