awful falafel

this is a deviant s-xual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. person a positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and m-st-rb-t- rigorously. person b inserts the pickle into their own r-ct-m, then squats over person a’s face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the chickpee. then, person b remove the pickle from their own r-ct-m and inserted into person a’s -sshole, while a, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of terri schiavo/christopher reeves/ stephen hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. finally, just as person a is about to climax, b violently rips the pickle from the other person’s -ss comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams allahu akbar infidel, and leaves to go crusade the holy land.
randy – dude what the f-ck happened to your nose?
darwin – vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, i knew that sandy turban-wearing cameltoe b-tch was f-cking dirty but i didn’t know she was that dirty! i hope president trump bombs whatever third world sh-tbox her and her family are from!!!
randy – give him time