Awkify
verb; to make awkward, to make a situation awkward
guy1: my dad got testicular cancer.
guy 2: i’m sorry, that sucks.
guy 1: i guess my mom won’t be able to do that to him anymore…
guy 2: uhh you just awkified the situation, bro. too much information.
(present tense; awkify. past tense; awkified)
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