Awkward Aloha
when you go on a “romantic” hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn’t know you aren’t trying to “work things out” in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.
sarah: heather’s on maui with her ex.
erin: isn’t she moving out next week?
sarah: yes.
erin: awkward aloha!
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