awkward balloon
an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. to perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. while slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, “bye, bye balloon.”
“wow, you sure are an awkward balloon”
“bye, bye awkward balloon!”
the epitome of awkwardness, the in awkward social situations, hold your right hand close to your right b–b as if you were holding a balloon, with your eyes wandering aimlessly around the room, as if you were looking for something (you might need to turn around or look under your feet for the full effect)and making strange facial expressions. do not say anything. if you are with your friends, you can p-ss out balloons and be an awkward balloon salesman.
mom: “yes kids, the church director actually does have s-x with his wife”
nicole: (awkward balloon)
this is when a person brings balloons for their freinds birthday to school, and other people start to telling them ”happy birthday” just because they are carrying balloons.
patrick: happy birthday!
wutaw: its not my birthday, these are for my friend.
(awkward pause)
patrick: oh sorry i didn’t know you were carrying awkward balloons.
a gag used to break an awkward silence . this is performed as a mime. to make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. you must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.
james: hey you know, when my gran dies, i’ll be rich
dave: my nan’s dead. thanks for bringing that up
-awkward silence-
(james performs awkward balloon)
james: did you do the homework last night?
n. playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name “awkward balloon.”
example 1:
john: hey jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
jordan: let’s go to the pants store.
jimmy: hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
-john peforms awkward balloon-
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