awkward cuttlefish
noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase “awkward cuttlefish” may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to “awkward turtle”
~elevator silence~
person 1 to person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
person 2: you’re r-t-rded
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