Awkward Dan


a s-xual position that arises out of being asked “dirty” questions during s-xual intercourse or foreplay. if whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the “awkward dan.”
q: where do you want me to stick this candle?
a: -does the awkward dan-

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