Awkward Flylence
the awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. the person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarr-ssing observation.
-brian, pete, and pete’s crush are at party, having a three way conversation-
brian: “hey pete, xyz! (examine your zipper)
-long awkward flylence-
pete: “ooops (looks away) sh-t happens!”
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