Awkward Gearshift
the act of, when a friend engages you in a “pound it” and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift n-b, exclaiming “awkward gear shift”
austin: hey man, pound it.
joe: alright -extends fist-
austin: seizes fist awkward gearshift
Read Also:
- chitwan
a sl-t,cake face, who follows people around all the time after they tell you to stop.wh-r-s jospeph: d-mn she’s pretty ellen: uhhh that’s a chitwan
- blopezing
the act of using soft, seductive whispers when in the presence of women in order to receive s-xual favors. if successful, the male will receive a handjob at the least. “hey man, i was blopezing to a chick last night and the next thing i knew her hands were in my pants.”
- Chocobanana
when you are having -n-l s-x and your partner sh-ts on your d-ck, covering it in “chocolate”. “sh-t, chantelle chocobananaed my d-ck. what a b-tch, she better clean this sh-t up!” – jerome
- Blottin' Cotton
like prairie d-gg-n’. when you have to p–p so bad that you are pushing it out and pulling it in. at the zenith of the outstroke, you actually touch your under garments. a slight blot. “dude, i am way past the warning farts. i am straight up blottin’ cotton.”
- bait child
a person who committs an act that is blatently obvious, which in turn, poses as a concern to the others who feel they are at risk of either a) getting booked or b) b-tched slapped in the face by their girl. coming back to school with ya boys smelling like you’ve been smoking the good […]