awkward hurricane
this is done in a very awkward situation or awkward silence…preferably in public. first form an awkward palm tree then proceed to shake your arms rapidly keeping your wrists limp so your fingers and hands sway as your shake. remember to announce: “awkward hurricane” as you do this.
friend: i hate the name judy dont you? its so stupid.
you: my grandmother’s name is judy…
friend: awkward hurricane
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