awkward I Love You
when your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. even though you broke up six months ago. most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.
ex: “okay, bye! – insert awkward i love you- :)”
you: “heheh….yeah, you too..”
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