Awkward Koala


best when used on an unexpected individual, with both arms and legs, one person runs and jumps, and wraps the appendages around the other person, whether you managed to jump on the front, back or side. usually awkward.
“why is that dude running towards me?”

“maybe he’s going to awkward koala you?”

dude 1 is sufficiently awkward koala-ed by the running dude.

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